new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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