I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
