is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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