Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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