This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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