I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
where are my eyebrows?
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