Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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