he thought i was a dude.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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