Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Watching her eat just hurts me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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