lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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