I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
