I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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