I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
No subtext here. People are naked.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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