Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Terrible idea I love it
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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