i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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