Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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