I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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