Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I know her cup size but not her name....
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