Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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