Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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