i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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