question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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