Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
