six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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