Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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