FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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