Say something about gay babies.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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