This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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