Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I supernannyed him into submission
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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