love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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