what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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