yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
