just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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