Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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