Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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