you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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