she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just googled if crying burns calories
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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