My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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