need another drink. this is the easiest way
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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