garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
