They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
