Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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