Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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