ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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