Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he was CRYING into my vagina
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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