If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
