Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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