his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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