what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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