u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Welp...herpes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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