FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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